Thursday, December 16, 2010

Jokes



 By: Fateh Kassab
© 2011 by THE BIRD(http://www.thebirdali.com/)

One of the ancient tales says that a tyrant king ruled by iron and fire. He ignored the feelings of the elite and the commoners and oppressed the philosophers and scientists. He was a smart king who predicted the behaviors of people through spies appointed by his advisor, who collected jokes told by people about the King, his entourage, the growing corruption and greed that had no boundaries. Every day the spies came to the advisor early in the morning to tell their master the new jokes.
One day the spies told him that they did not hear any new jokes for a week. The advisor was shocked and hurried to the King to tell him the bad news. The people arrived to the point of explosion and that if they didn't move today they will tomorrow. The king was panicked and ordered the servants to prepare for a no return trip. The advisor didn't understand and asked why? The king answered, it became more useful for him to survive before the hands of the oppressed and the unfortunate reached him. They have nothing left to fear anymore.







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Way of Snakes


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The gate 

 

http://www.thebirdali.com/2010/10/butterfly-and-iron-bars.html

 The butterfly and the iron bars

 

My crutches

 My crutches

 

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 I'm to leave now 

 

http://www.thebirdali.com/2010/11/my-one-day-friend-mark.html

My one day friend, Mark  

 

http://www.thebirdali.com/2010/12/honor-crime.html

Honor Crime  

 

http://www.thebirdali.com/2010/12/shiny-piaster.html

 The shiny piaster 

 

http://www.thebirdali.com/2010/12/living-crutches.html

Living Crutches  

 

http://www.thebirdali.com/2010/12/jokes.html

 Jokes 

 

http://www.thebirdali.com/2010/12/alis-camel.html

 Ali's Camel 

 

http://www.thebirdali.com/2010/12/crazy-hunter.html

The Crazy Hunter  

 

http://www.thebirdali.com/2010/12/the-child-woman.html

The Child Woman  

 

http://www.thebirdali.com/2011/01/chicken-eagle_06.html

 The Chicken Eagle 

 

http://www.thebirdali.com/2011/01/friends_8145.html

 Friends 

 

http://www.thebirdali.com/2011/01/woman-and-mud-toy.html

 The Woman and the Mud Toy 

 

http://www.thebirdali.com/2011/01/competition.html

 A competition 

 

http://www.thebirdali.com/2011/01/friendship.html

Friendship  

 

http://www.thebirdali.com/2011/01/put-in-pannier.html

"Put in the pannier"  

 

http://www.thebirdali.com/2011/01/consultation.html

Consultation  

 

http://www.thebirdali.com/2011/01/omers-childhood.html

 Omer's Childhood 

 

http://www.thebirdali.com/2011/02/advice-is-worth-camel_6522.html

Advice is Worth a Camel  

 

http://www.thebirdali.com/2011/02/deposit.html

 The Deposit 

 

http://www.thebirdali.com/2011/02/kack-story.html

The kack Story  

 

http://www.thebirdali.com/2011/02/your-tears.html

Your Tears  

 

http://www.thebirdali.com/2011/03/three-lovers.html

 The Three Lovers 

 

http://www.thebirdali.com/2011/04/bribery.html

Bribery  

 

http://www.thebirdali.com/2011/04/shroud-thief.html

 The Shroud Thief 

 

http://www.thebirdali.com/2011/04/fatoom-daughter-of-beggars.html

 Fatoom, the Daughter of the Beggars 

 

http://www.thebirdali.com/2011/04/tale-of-enchanted-handkerchief.html

The Tale of the Enchanted Handkerchief  

 

http://www.thebirdali.com/2011/05/bride-of-necklace-of-tales.html

 The Bride of Necklace of Tales 

 

http://www.thebirdali.com/2011/05/stepmother.html

 The Stepmother  

 

http://www.thebirdali.com/2011/05/fusion.html

Fusion 

 

http://www.thebirdali.com/2011/06/gipsy-clouds.html

 The Gipsy Clouds


http://www.thebirdali.com/2011/06/sofias-masterpiece-story.html

Sofia's Masterpiece Story


http://www.thebirdali.com/2011/06/other.html

The Other


http://www.thebirdali.com/2011/07/word.html

A Word


http://www.thebirdali.com/2011/08/zionist-friend.html

A Zionist Friend!


http://www.thebirdali.com/2011/08/these-are-beautiful-expression-kind-of_104.html

These are beautiful Expression - a kind of Haiku


http://www.thebirdali.com/2011/08/nirvana.html

Nirvana


http://www.thebirdali.com/2011/08/rifle-and-violin.html

Rifle and Violin


http://www.thebirdali.com/2011/08/fall-farewell.html

Fall Farewell 

 

http://www.thebirdali.com/2011/09/sincere-love.html

SINCERE LOVE  

 

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Colors Reflection  

 

http://www.thebirdali.com/2011/11/laptops-crystal-screen.html

Laptop's Crystal Screen  

 

http://www.thebirdali.com/2012/03/strawberry-woman.html

The Strawberry woman  

 

http://www.thebirdali.com/2013/01/disappointed-call.html

Disappointed call  

 

http://www.thebirdali.com/2014/03/the-guilty-world.html

The Guilty World  

 

http://www.thebirdali.com/2014/04/my-other-half.html

 My Other Half 

 

http://www.thebirdali.com/2014/04/the-whirlwind.html

 The Whirlwind 

 

http://www.thebirdali.com/2014/05/unlucky.html

 Unlucky 

 

http://www.thebirdali.com/2014/05/mary-angel-on-wheelchair.html

 Mary: Angel on Wheelchair 

 

http://www.thebirdali.com/2014/07/blog-post.html

 From children of Gaza 

 

http://www.thebirdali.com/2014/09/mission-impossible.html

 Mission Impossible 

 

http://www.thebirdali.com/2014/10/i-am-really-alone.html

 I am really alone 

 

http://www.thebirdali.com/2014/10/america-and-isis.html

America and ISIS  

 

http://www.thebirdali.com/2014/11/silky-song.html

 Silky Song 

 

http://www.thebirdali.com/2014/11/jordan-tourism-trails-jtt.html

 Jordan Tourism Trails (JTT) 

 

http://www.thebirdali.com/2014/11/ticking-time-bomb.html

TICKING TIME BOMB 

 

http://www.thebirdali.com/2015/04/a-weapon-is-not-gun.html

A weapon is not a gun!  

 

http://www.thebirdali.com/2015/05/selfish-world.html

Selfish World  

 

http://www.thebirdali.com/2015/07/i-love-you.html

I LOVE YOU  

 

http://www.thebirdali.com/2015/07/horrible-love.html

Horrible love 

 

http://www.thebirdali.com/2015/09/fork-knife-and-pen.html

Fork, Knife and Pen  

 

http://www.thebirdali.com/2015/11/a-world-without-conscience.html

A world without conscience  

 

http://www.thebirdali.com/2015/11/terrorism-everywhere.html

Terrorism everywhere  

 

http://www.thebirdali.com/2015/11/mentality-of-terrorist.html

Mentality of the terrorist  

 

http://www.thebirdali.com/2015/11/good-and-evil-terrorism.html

 Good and evil terrorism! 

 

http://www.thebirdali.com/2015/12/all-ships-pass-but-dont-stay.html

All ships pass, but don't stay  

 

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Believers kill non-believers even if they are their parents!  

 

http://www.thebirdali.com/2016/02/hunger-games-in-middle-east.html

Hunger Games in the Middle East  

 

http://www.thebirdali.com/2016/03/world-of-fear.html

World of fear  

 

http://www.thebirdali.com/2016/04/can-we-apologize-to-alan.html

 Can we apologize to Alan? 

 

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Download My book: All Ships Pass, But Don't Stay for free  

 

http://www.thebirdali.com/2017/11/children-of-yemen.html

Children of Yemen  

 

http://www.thebirdali.com/2017/12/jerusalem-is-capital-of-palestine.html

 Jerusalem is the capital of Palestine 

 

http://www.thebirdali.com/2018/08/a-garrulous-friend.html

 A Garrulous Friend

 

http://www.thebirdali.com/2018/08/a-little-fly.html

 A Little Fly 

 

http://www.thebirdali.com/2018/08/the-tree.html

The Tree  

 

http://www.thebirdali.com/2018/08/my-teacher.html

My Teacher  

 

http://www.thebirdali.com/2018/08/indistinct-dreams.html

 Indistinct Dreams 

 

http://www.thebirdali.com/2018/08/a-song-in-box.html

A Song in the Box  

 

http://www.thebirdali.com/2018/09/Spread-of-Madness.html

 Spread of Madness 

 

http://www.thebirdali.com/2018/09/daily-death.html

 Daily Death 

 

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 News

 

http://www.thebirdali.com/2018/09/the-cleric.html

The Cleric  

 

http://www.thebirdali.com/2018/09/the-ugly-crease.html

The ugly crease  

 

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Wisdom  

 

http://www.thebirdali.com/2018/09/my-kitten.html

 My kitten 

 

http://www.thebirdali.com/2018/09/the-unfair-race.html

The Unfair Race  

 

http://www.thebirdali.com/2018/09/the-rose-poetry.html

The Rose  

 

http://www.thebirdali.com/2018/09/the-rocky-statue.html

The rocky statue  

 

http://www.thebirdali.com/2018/09/one-man-play.html

One Man Play  

 

http://www.thebirdali.com/2018/09/the-tale-of-donkey-and-roses.html

 The Tale of Donkey and Roses 

 

http://www.thebirdali.com/2018/09/a-desire.html

A Desire  

 

http://www.thebirdali.com/2018/09/a-letter.html

 A Letter

 

http://www.thebirdali.com/2018/09/the-clown.html

 The Clown 

 

http://www.thebirdali.com/2018/09/my-lovely-bird.html

My Lovely Bird  

 

http://www.thebirdali.com/2018/09/the-fight.html

The Fight  

 

http://www.thebirdali.com/2018/09/monster-legend.html

 Monster Legend 

 

http://www.thebirdali.com/2018/10/sound-of-dollars.html

 Sound of Dollars 

 

http://www.thebirdali.com/2018/10/zeus-and-aphrodite-in-jerash.html

Zeus and Aphrodite in Jerash- Jordan 

 


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Children of the valley or PEACEWADI 

 

http://www.thebirdali.com/2018/11/universal-declaration-of-human-rights.html

Universal Declaration of Human Rights 

 

 

 

 













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